Sherry Chandler » Well, if you can’t have birth control
Well, if you can’t have birth control
I guess you’ll need Liquid Virgin.
Pucker up, gals.
(Think alum.)
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6 Comments
1. Poppysmatus replies at 18th July 2008, 2:51 pm :
Alum contains aluminum and that has been implicated in certain types of dementia. So if you are avoiding deodorants and other sources of aluminum then perhaps you should eschew this product as well. I think Feministing suggests that Kegel exercises are a better alternative, and there are a wide range of safe, inert exercise devices–surgical stainless steel, hard phthatle-free plastic, acrylic, etc.– on the market if you need assistance in your daily routines. Some will allegedly also stimulate your G-spot, should you be fortunate enough to possess one of those.
2. sherry replies at 18th July 2008, 2:58 pm :
Well, I was joking about the Liquid Virgin, Poppysmatus, but thanks for all the good information. It may be just as well to point out that I was joking.
3. Helen Losse replies at 18th July 2008, 5:17 pm :
Sherry, I didn’t know about this until I read it here on your blog. You are soooooo 60s!!! LOL
4. sherry replies at 19th July 2008, 9:01 am :
In more ways than one, Helen, in more ways than one.
5. Ralph replies at 19th July 2008, 9:24 pm :
sherry,
er … where around here can i get some of this stuff?
6. sherry replies at 20th July 2008, 9:33 am :
Ralph, my lad, let me refer you to Poppysmatus who may have something in the trunk of his 1963 Chevy that will interest you. On the other hand, he’ll probably make you listen to a translation of some of the steamier parts of Catullus before he lets go of the merchandise.
I hear tell that Amazon sells some amazing stuff but, being a nice girl, I stay out of the back room over there.
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