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S_E_X ! ! !
Got your attention I’ll bet. I see that Tim Russert shuffled off his mortal coil Friday. Bartcop always points out how much Timmeh’s career received a goose from the unrelenting attention he paid to the Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky entanglement. He gave it sooo much more that mere lip service. Then Russert brown-tongued Bush’s push to The Final Showdown with Soddamn. But guess this is all nil nisi malum & therefore verboten. so Timmeh gets encomia now for all the wonderful things he accomplished in his career–one accomplishment glossed over is his contribution to the deaths of 4000-odd [actually damn near 4100] American girls and boys who will never have a chance to enjoy their own careers. Let alone have sex of even have the opportunity to be repulsed or aroused by naughty or deviant forms of it.
Then there’s that poor west coast judge who got his fanny spanked for having a web site which featured nekkid [?] women painted up to look like cows and a photo of some guy “standing next to a sexually excited farm animal.” I can’t quite visualize that last without more specifics. Alas, the web site has been taken down.
AND that OK judge who exposed himself regularly during trials & often disrupted proceedings every time he used a penis pump while on the bench–he got sent to the big house for several years. Guess he’ll get to experience some real tough love. Vincent Bugliosi thinks G. Bush needs to keep him company and perhaps provide some warm comity–his new book indicts Wee Georgie for Murder. If Vincent sez it’s murder, America had better listen. He has some cogent comments over the inappropriate persecution of Bill C. by the Supreme Court and Kenneth Starr.
I felt the need to cleanse some of the muck from my soul, after contemplating the state of Things As They Are, so when I noticed the Hustler Hollywood sign as I was exiting the Wal-Mart recently I decided to go see what kind of low life preverts would frequent such a place. It is so obviously below our Bible Belt–or behind the flies on the britches which that Belt holds up. Lexington officials pitched a hissy several years ago when Hustler opened & started offering Sex! Toys! For! Sale!, but the Hustler abides. Well, I saw any number of ordinary-looking couples and the odd single shopping for their bare necessities–massage oil, lingerie, an odd edible bit of nothing much. They all looked so normal, other than sometimes having an unmanageable armful of vibrators & dildoes et cetera. Why WON’T folks use those handy shopping baskets? Apparent clean-cut College kids were stocking the shelves and asking me frequently if I needed any help. I did not see a single tatoo or biker jacket. The cashiers were not decked out in catsuits or teddies. Guess the ‘Murkan heartland has been pierced at last by the Arrows of Desire, and the quiver has a wal-martish patina of normality. Hustler’s motto is “Relax-it’s only sex.”
KY still has laws against oral-genital contact and other types of “sodomy” but Rite Aid has a Cherry-flavored personal lubricant for sale. I assume it is not intended to soothe lips chapped from kissing.
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7 Comments
1. sherry replies at 15th June 2008, 7:38 am :
NYCWeboy has an interesting reflection on Tim Russert and his influence on political coverage:
As is usual with the weboy’s writing, you need to read the whole post.
2. Taserboy replies at 19th June 2008, 3:49 am :
I agree that the tragedy isn’t Timmy but the dead soldiers. However, lamenting their not having a chance to have sex glosses over the astonishingly high rates of sexual abuse in the military to the extent that female soldiers are too terrified to make the walk to the bathroom when it’s dark…
3. charlie w replies at 19th June 2008, 7:53 am :
I saw Tim Russert’s eyes light up like high-powered l-e-ds when he delivered the “got’che” on Hillary in that interview. Speaking of sex, I think something happened in Tim’s loins at that moment. charlie
4. Falconer replies at 19th June 2008, 8:16 am :
@Taserboy: I agree. How dare I lie here making love to my wife?! Don’t we both know there’s too much rape in the world for us to enjoy some nice, consensual nookie?[/snark]
Seriously, Taserboy, rape isn’t about sex. It’s about attitude. Our boys in khaki need to understand that no woman owes them sex, and that women aren’t there for them to take advantage of. Lamenting the fact that just about 4,100 of our brave men and women won’t get a chance for a full life, or even a full adulthood in many cases, and yes that includes nice, consensual nookie with a partner of choice, is in no way detrimental to or contradictory of the effort to reduce the incidence of rape in our armed services.
Forgive me, I’ve run on at the mouth. But these things are never simple to explain, are they?
5. sherry replies at 21st June 2008, 4:58 pm :
Charlie W., it’s good to see your name here. You’ve been quiet for a while.
I have spent the last two weeks concentrating on family affairs and have missed news of floods, FISA, and Tim Russert. But yesterday when I was sitting in a hospital gown in the waiting room of the Comprehensive Breast Care Center, the women had the television tuned to Martha Stewart’s show and I was reminded of another woman who was punished heavily while the men who did far worse either escaped or got off light. I don’t care much for the things Martha sells but I do think any woman who gets power in this country is a target for the world’s Tim Russerts.
And yet, Wednesday night in a poetry workshop I’m taking, a woman wrote a long sort of elegy mourning Timmy and his contribution to the nation.
Still Martha, like Hillary Clinton, handled her loss with a great deal of grace.
And the mammogram was negative.
6. charlie w replies at 22nd June 2008, 8:14 am :
Congratulations on the negative test.
Here is a tidbit or two that your blogees might find interesting.
Sometimes when floodwaters recede they leave debris at the high water mark. Sometimes they do not. I do not know if it’s a fast or slow sinking of water that takes the debris with it. I can make an argument for either.
In my part of the world there is a legend, old wives tale, superstition, etc. that says that when floodwaters recede and leave debris high on the banks, the river will eventually come back and get it.
Thinking about this folktale prompted me to dredge up this poem a few years back.
FLOOD STAGE
Stealthily, the river slips
Among the barren willow tips,
And bends them with the current’s swirl
At every ripple, roll, and curl.
Through apprehensive, April eyes
I stop to watch the steady rise,
And see the lines that separate
A liquid earth from solid state.
The river comes as if designed
To seek the treasures left behind
Another year in early spring
When warm rain sent her pummeling.
Legends tell of nature’s schemes
Bizarre as any midnight dreams
That what the river leaves on high
She will return for, by and by.
Charles M. Whitt
7. sherry replies at 25th June 2008, 2:53 pm :
Here’s another interesting reflection on Russert’s journalism from Gene Lyon
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