Sherry Chandler

This one’s for Larry, or his alter-ego Slemp, who thanks Africa for the banjo and seems to think both that he knows a lot of women in need of veiling (har har) and that our government needs a purgative. After the hi-jinx of the week-end, I’d say the Democratic party anyway has had a purge.

For full documentation of the atrocities, see Dana Milbank. Iphie saw it a bit differently.

The best version of this song is done by Uncle Dave Macon. This one by Lew Dite is the best I could find on YouTube.

Full lyrics:

I’se gwine down town for to buy me a sack of flour
Gwine cook it every hour
Keep my skillet good and greasy all the time, time, time
Keep my skillet good and greasy all the time

I’se chickens in my sack, bloodhounds on my track
I’m pullin’ for my shanty home, home, home
I’m pullin’ for my shanty home

If they beat me to the door, I’ll put ‘em under the floor
Keep my skillet good and greasy all the time, time, time
Keep my skillet good and greasy all the time

I’se a-walking down the street and I stoled a ham of meat
Got my skillet good and greasy all the time, time, time
Got my skillet good and greasy all the time

I’se gwine to the hills for to buy me a jug of brandy
Gwine give it all to Mandy
Keep her good and drunk and boozy all the time, time, time
Keep her good and drunk and boozy all the time

Honey, if you say so, I’ll never work-a no more
I’ll lay round your shanty all the time, time, time
I’ll lay round your shanty all the time

And if you’ve got this far, you might be interested in this item from the Lexington Herald-Leader:

Kentucky Democrats in Tuesday’s primary vote sent a clear message — by 35 percentage points — that they wanted U.S. Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton to be their party’s presidential nominee.

But Kentucky Republicans, on the day after the primary, sent their own signals that they’d be pleased to have the Democrats nominate U.S. Sen. Barack Obama.

“The results speak for themselves,” said GOP U.S. Sen. Mitch McConnell, who is up for re-election this fall. “He outspent Hillary Clinton and lost our state 2-to-1 — 65 percent to 30 — and carried only two counties, Jefferson County and Fayette County. That’s not an indication of great appeal to Kentucky voters.”

McConnell, in fact, immediately linked his Democratic opponent in the November race, Bruce Lunsford, to Obama in a statement on election night and the next day to reporters. Expect him to use the phrase “Obama-Lunsford agenda” often this fall.

Speak Your Piece: The Appalachian Vote and Dirty Uniforms, from Bill Bishop at The Daily Yonder:

In 1988, the Rev. Jesse Jackson came to Appalachia and it changed his life.

Jackson was running for president and he brought his campaign to Hazard, Kentucky, a small town deep in the state’s mountain coalfields. When he ate cornbread at Bailey’s, like every place he went in Eastern Kentucky, Jackson attracted a crowd. One young woman there at the roadside eatery pushed her newborn into Rev Jackson’s arms. The child’s grandmother blurted, “Don’t nobody dare tell him what this baby’s named,” and then gave up the secret. The child’s name was Reagan.

Jackson promptly put his palm on the youngster’s forehead and commanded, “Heal!” His old time preacher style “drew whoops from the restaurant regulars in this Eastern Kentucky hardscrabble hill country,” the Washington Post reported.

More than whoops, however, Jesse Jackson drew respect and a following. A reported 4,000 people crammed the high school gym in Hazard to listen to Rev. Jackson speak.

Sen. Barack Obama might have been able to pull 4,000 people to the Hazard high school gym in 2008, but he never came to Eastern Kentucky. He held rallies in Louisville, Kentucky, and Charleston, West Virginia, the two largest cities in the states. But he never ventured into the coalfields. He never ate cornbread at Baileys and never went to Hazard.

… Columnist Leonard Pitts said he felt “sorry” for West Virginia because of the “bigotry in Appalachia so vividly in display.” Funny, but two out of ten voters in New York said race was important in their decision — split between Clinton and Obama — but nobody felt “sorry” for them.

It turns out that West Virginians were entirely average in the percentage of voters who considered race an important consideration in their vote. In Alabama and Mississippi, three out of ten voters said race was important, and 62 percent of those voted for Obama. Two out of ten voters in Georgia said race was important, and 72 percent of those folks voted for Sen. Obama. In Illinois, 23 percent of the Democratic voters said race was important — a higher percentage than West Virginia — and 73 percent of those voted for Obama. In America, there’s a lot of sorry to go around.

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I think his trip to Hazard changed Jackson’s life because he kept showing up in Appalachia. He was there on the 30th anniversary of the Farmington mine disaster in West Virginia. He brought Rev. Jerry Falwell to southeastern Ohio for a march aimed at attracting attention and investment to Appalachian communities. In 1998 he proposed a test for presidential candidates: “Do you matter to Mud Creek, Kentucky? Do you have anything to say that is relevant to the people of Eastern Kentucky and central West Virginia and Appalachian Ohio?”

Read it all.