Sherry Chandler

Oh for a mousse of fur!

Now that wee Geordie’s latest sin-eater has been confirmed and sworn in, shouldn’t he start gorging on all of the legal messes that the maladministration has whipped up? Or perhaps his first priority should be to huff up all that jenkem from Bushite accomplished missions in Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, New Orleans…. Then he might get some notion of what waterboarding feels like.

Too bad we can’t run down to the corner druggist and demand some Mukanix. The poet’s snot-green nose-rag is just too small.

On a related note, our own senior Senator B’Gone’el has started running a tv ad with an endorsement by the grandson of the last Ky. Senator to scale the heights of power, Alben Barkley. Too bad that Lil’ Alban II exercised his Unbridled Spurt when he was Ky Ag Commissioner: he clarence-thomas’d a secretary. The Kentucky Personnel Board was unable to punish him since he was an erecte—elected official. That would have been an excellent time to invent & deploy a Penis Diminish Patch, a Microdik ray or a rat-sized guillotine. Where is the useful spam?

A new American Research Group poll shows that:

A total of 64% of American voters say that President George W. Bush has abused his powers as president. Of the 64%, 14% (9% of all voters) say the abuses are not serious enough to warrant impeachment, 33% (21% of all voters) say the abuses rise to the level of impeachable offenses, but he should not be impeached, and 53% (34% of all voters) say the abuses rise to the level of impeachable offenses and Mr. Bush should be impeached and removed from office.

Link thanks to Political Wire.