Sherry Chandler

Good thing W doesn’t have to go through airport security — for him anyway

I’m pretty sure there’s considerable vacuum in his cranium.

A correspondent writes: “In the wake of airport officials not allowing the Heisman Trophy aboard a plane, I thought this might amuse you:

“Recently an airport security guy confiscated my mostly empty 4 ounce container.” reports Dilbert cartoonist Scott Adams of the fate of a shampoo tube that ” contained obviously less than 1 ounce of liquid. Apparently the empty portion of the container posed a threat… the airport confiscated my 3 ounces of nothing so that I couldn’t use that nothing to blow up the plane… I considered reasoning with the TSA guy… But one look in his eyes told me that thinking wasn’t his sport.” Until Adams’ epiphany, the threat of terrorist vacuum smuggling went unrealized by the TSA.

Who knows how many Islamofascists bent on assembling small vacuums into voids capable of imploding jumbo jets have already boarded undetected ? Until airport vacuum detectors materialize,TSA will display these signs to stop travellers from even thinking about vacuum tube laptops, empty thermos bottles and unspecified quantities of nothing

The post includes these warning signs:

for which my son had sent me an explanation some time back at Andart.

Here’s the word on Troy Smith’s Heisman.

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