Sherry Chandler » I know Christmas is over–

I know Christmas is over–

but it’s just now Twelfth Night, so maybe there’s still time to give your loved one some Spray on Mud

If you’ve got a 4X4 or off-roader, Sprayonmud will send a message to anyone who disapproves or is just plain envious – you use your off-roader, off the road as well as on it.

Sprayonmud is NOT to be used to obscure number-plates or the lights on your vehicle. This, of course, is illegal and while it is not an endorsable offence, if your number plates cannot be read at a reasonable distance – or photographed by a speed camera – you could face a hefty fine.

Sprayonmud comes in an easy-to-use plastic bottle which is just the right size for hiding in a green Wellington boot. Keep it in your garage, car or anywhere you like. Sprayonmud can be applied to your vehicle in seconds, but just be careful the neighbours don’t catch you using it! And remember, you’ve been visiting friends in the country!

Only in England!

And as usual, thanks to Donna Marder.

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1 Comment

  • 1. Col replies at 9th January 2006, 3:48 am :

    It’s never too late for Sprayonmud

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